Everyone at the Musk v. Altman Trial Is Using Fancy Butt Cushions

A striking development has emerged in artificial intelligence. Paresh DaveBusinessMay 13, 2026 5:58 PMEveryone at the Musk v. Altman Trial Is Using Fancy Butt CushionsThe plaintiffs and defense have rested their cases, as well as their rear ends. Photo-Illustration: WIRED Staff; Courtesy of US District Court, Northern District of California Save this story Save this storyThe final stragglers testified on Wednesday in the Musk v.

The witnesses generated few waves, aside from the revelation that Microsoft has so far spent over $100 billion on its partnership with OpenAI. Rather than focus on that, I wanted to bring you a candid observation that my colleague Maxwell Zeff and I can’t stop talking about after spending nearly three weeks watching the trial. The courtroom is littered with butt cushions.

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Several of the hard, wooden benches on the right side of US district Judge Yvonne Gonzalez Rogers’ courtroom are reserved for OpenAI and Microsoft’s attorneys, executives, and other members of the defense. About 10 people, including OpenAI CEO Sam Altman and general counsel Che Chang, have benefitted from thick black cushions—the plushest of them from the brand Purple; $120 from Target—that spare their butts from hours of sitting. Some cushions have rounded corners, while others are square.

On Wednesday, Chang even put one behind his back, a less common but not unprecedented move in the courtroom. OpenAI President Greg Brockman and his wife, Anna, have watched a considerable portion of the trial—and have both been prolific users of pristine white pillows. Judging from the tags bursting from the seams, the pillows seem to be from the sleeping goods brand Coop, which sells a two pack of alternative down-filled throw pillows for $35.

On Wednesday, an OpenAI bodyguard carried a purple handbag into the courtroom, with a pillow for each of the Brockmans. Anna gave her husband just a minute to suffer in pillow-less oblivion before she discreetly passed one to him and then situated her own. I felt bad for OpenAI chief futurist Joshua Achiam, who later took Brockman’s seat but wasn’t left with either of the pillows.

Industry Implications

(Achiam eventually did obtain one of the more standard black cushions. )OpenAI did not immediately respond to WIRED’s request for comment. One longtime technology lawyer told WIRED that using cushions or pillows isn't exactly "customary," but noted, "it's not totally out of left field.

" Personally, he said, he has never seen lawyers use pillows or cushions during his trials, but then again, he's "never been involved in a trial that has lasted as many days as that one. "The core litigators in this case sit in comparatively luxurious leather chairs, though a couple do show signs of fraying, so maybe the padding isn’t as robust as it appears. My last time in this courtroom for an hours-long stretch was in 2021, covering portions of the Epic Games v.

But capacity was limited back then because of Covid concerns, so I had plenty of room to stretch out.

This advance offers important signals about the future of the sector, and the tech world is watching closely.